Right in the Ass
I got tagged by Erin. The ONLY reason that I am doing this tag list is the comment she left on my blog "Hey, I've tagged you. May your hating commence ... now". Everyone knows how I feel about being tagged, so please do not try this at home. In addition, I lost my dad again, damn man keeps disappearing off the radar and I lose my shit. Luckily, I found him before I hopped in the car and drove 700 miles to check on him. I love driving, but that wasn't what I had planned for my weekend. It only took 4 hours for the damn nursing people to figure out that he was still alive. Nice.
So I'm feeling pretty surly and this is what you get when Sam's had one of those days. Instead of writing a bunch of witty, vulgar shit I'm going to display my list in pictures to the extent that I can find ones that fit my warped mind. I also added the last two items on the list because I've had them hanging around for a while with no post to compliment them. Also, one of these pictures I took myself. Please don't blame me for the condiment picture, I searched under mayonnaise. WTF?!
*Warning: This post may take three or four days to load. It took me fucking hours to find all these damn pictures and you better appreciate the effort.
1) Shampoo and Conditioner
2) Soap
3) Color
4) Soda
5) Food
6) Movie
7) Band
8) Disney Character
9) Actor & Actress
11) Video Game
12) Computer Game
13) Store
14) Alcohol
15) Number
16) Car
17) Book
18) T.V. Show
19) Website
20) Condiment
21) Fruit
22) Vegetable
23) Restaurant
24) Blogger
25) Place
26) Favorite Cat Toy
27) Favorite 911 Call
I Want A Western Burger
So I'm feeling pretty surly and this is what you get when Sam's had one of those days. Instead of writing a bunch of witty, vulgar shit I'm going to display my list in pictures to the extent that I can find ones that fit my warped mind. I also added the last two items on the list because I've had them hanging around for a while with no post to compliment them. Also, one of these pictures I took myself. Please don't blame me for the condiment picture, I searched under mayonnaise. WTF?!
*Warning: This post may take three or four days to load. It took me fucking hours to find all these damn pictures and you better appreciate the effort.
1) Shampoo and Conditioner
2) Soap
3) Color
4) Soda
5) Food
6) Movie
7) Band
8) Disney Character
9) Actor & Actress
11) Video Game
12) Computer Game
13) Store
14) Alcohol
15) Number
16) Car
17) Book
18) T.V. Show
19) Website
20) Condiment
21) Fruit
22) Vegetable
23) Restaurant
24) Blogger
25) Place
26) Favorite Cat Toy
27) Favorite 911 Call
I Want A Western Burger
posted by Sam at
11:51 PM
22 Comments:
you are so funny and vulgar and funny! may the repulsion commence
omg...LOL
peace...
how do you even find those pics???? Disney animation etc. omg!!!!
Love the fact you chose Amsterdam as your fav city. Being Dutch myself ....
have you ever been to The Netherlands???
btw Suave makes a knock-off biolage shampoo. of course for a few bucks only. check them out (the white "professional" bottles). I use it all the time. Why pay more for biolage's ads?
btw what is the food item? Crème Brulée???
Nessa- Making you happy/repulsed is my #1 priority.
Monkey- Want to try some of my soap?
Essie- I visited the Netherlands several summers ago, and I never wanted to go home. It was wonderful.
Essie- H3.2 is great at searching for nasty stuff online... and of course the food is creme brulee. I make it myself at home, it's my favorite dessert in the world. Is the suave knock-off any good? My hair needs LOTS of moisture.
I have highlight and fine hair. It works for me. Not too heavy and or too drying (shampoo for fine hair dries my hair out like straw!)
And for the $2-3 a bottle, depending where you buy, sale etc. it is a much better deal! The conditioner is a must though, especially the first weeks after highlighting.
Ever been to Utrecht??? That's my hometown. Though I rather live here.... more space, sun. relaxed. Life is just easier, more choices in the US. Sure you still have that a$$hole for president but I have hope for the future...
OK, aside from the fact that I almost THREW UP at the picture of your soap, THANK YOU!
I promise never to tag you again! :)
E.
I need to know the car dealer that delivers such a nice accesory with a car!!
And who the hell is that guy under the category Fruit??
Because of number 16, I completely forgive you for number 2, which was gross.
I'll give you a 50/50
i love the picture of Belle!!!
Bloody brilliant as usual. That is one fucked up veggie, though. :)
God you're funny. Thanks!
I LOVE your list, and for the Patron reference I shall always be one of your most loyal fans....
OK, 26 isn't funny. OK, it is, but not... :-(
Oh man, I've heard that 911 call - the best!!
SWEET i am totally going to wash with jizz now. today.
Those are too funny.
Malia
I love it I love it!! You are great! and btw I love "House" too! :)
how on earth did i miss this post???
this post is a perfect example of why i love your blog.
the cat carrier got me. love that.
as far as belle is concerned....that is just wrong.
Can understand only some English that came to look from Japan; is interesting♪
Am I a total dumbass because I can't figure out #15? Maybe I am just tired. Or I really am a dumbass.
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