Dingleberries

1. I hate cherry flavoring. I love fresh cherries.
2. I write left-handed. I can eat with either hand. I do everything else as a righty. Lefty scissors confound me.
3. I am an only child. Like you couldn't tell that already.
4. I swear too much. My first spoken word was fuck. Seriously, ask my dad. (Or... um don't. Cause he's busy doing that whole heaven gig.)
   
5. I'm allergic to my cat and without Flonase I'm miserable.
6. I get along with both of my ex-husbands.
7. I love my Teddy Bear. We got married in April of 2007.
   
8. I love my feet and my toenails are always painted.
9. I really like my fingernails, and they are rarely painted but always manicured.
   
10. I have a bunch of gray hair.
    
11. I'm sarcastic. I can dish it out and respect those that can serve it back to me.
12. My cat isn't very bright, but I don't need a smart cat.
13. I have a BS in business administration. I graduated Cum Laude and shit.
14. I'm really smart but frequently miss really simple things.
15. I love reading, writing and math. I pulled an "A" out of my ass in calculus.
    
16. I sucked at geometry. Proofs were fine, it was the damn shapes that kicked my ass.
17. I'm 1/4 Lebanese. This means I can get a tan and keep it.
18. I'm 3/4 Northern European mutt. This means I have freckles and burn before I tan.
19. I have blue eyes, but not true blue like Chicken's. They are pretty close to hazel.
20. I was a child model. I was a cute kid. I would never let my Chicken model.
21. Sometimes I love cheesy television. I don't have to think when I watch it. My friend Ewe Girl calls it mental masturbation.
    
22. I love food. Thai food, Indian food, Greek food, Afghan food, Japanese food... food is good.
23. I'm not sure if I love sleeping or food more.
24. I hate to walk. I ran cross country in high school, but walking sucks.
25. I've never done LSD or heroin and I never will.
26. Animals and children like me.
27. I'm pro-choice but I don't think I could ever have an abortion.
28. I think adults should be able to marry. Regardless of race, religion or sexual orientation.
29. I drive a 1998 Honda Civic LX. I love it. I plan on driving it into the ground.
30. I don't believe in circumcision.
31. I hate mornings. They should be canceled.
32. The day should start at noon.
    
33. I can't eat wheat, rye, barley or oats. I miss beer and Krispy Kreme a lot. I don't have Celiac disease and yes I"ve been tested.
34. I'm not overly fond of white wine.
35. Coke, not Pespi.
36. I love Party Lite candles.
37. I still wear my Doc Marten boots from 1992.
38. My favorite alcohol is Patron silver.
39. I'v had a crush on Clint Eastwood since I saw The Good, The Bad and The Ugly in third grade.
40. I've never drunk-dialed anyone. I have drunk blogged.
    
41. I have a thing for geeks.
42. I prefer a little meat on my lovers.
43. I miss my dad. He died January 11, 2006.
44. I miss the San Diego of my childhood. And also the San Diego of my adulthood because any San Diego is better than a city in Riverside County.
    
45. I've driven across the US more than once. I love to drive.
46. I hate humidity. It totally fucks up my hair.
47. I lived in Virginia for four years. I was amazed that my grass didn't need sprinklers.
48. I've always wanted to live somewhere that had actual seasons.
49. I hate the desert and love the mountains.
50. I'm a Pisces and I love water.
51. Landing strip.
52. Best compliment I've ever received: "You're a great mom"
53. I'll never forget the first time I saw a booger in Chicken's nose.
54. I have had Fibromyalgia since 2000. It sucks smelly donkey balls.
    
55. I have a few favorite dramas that I cannot live without: Grey's Anatomy, Lost and House.
56. I gave my firstborn son up for adoption in 1994. It almost killed me.
57. I love putting away warm laundry. I hate putting it away when it is cold.
    

Any questions? I'll answer them and add them to my list.