Porn Stars
*Last update 5/08*
Ever wonder about the cast of characters in my life that I mention on my blog? Me neither. Just in case, here are some Cliff's Notes for you:
Sam: That's me! An atypical
Chicken: My boy. A sixth-grader that is too smart for his own good.
Egg: My egg. In my ovary. Duh! Hopefully it will be fertilized and come out and play some day. We're working on it.
H1: Chicken's father and my first husband. He lives in Virginia with his second wife, their child and his step-daughters. We have a fairly decent relationship.
H2: My second (ex) husband. Currently living in San Diego with his cat. He traded one annoying bitch for another. We have a better relationship than the one I have with H1, probably because he is less of an ass.
Teddy Bear: My husband. He doesn't like being called H3. We were engaged in October 2006 soley due to my mad skills in the fellatio arena. We got married in April 2007. Who needs an extended engagement? He calls me a midget. I prefer to be called "petite" or "hot" or "fucking brilliant" but I'm not going to quibble over it.
Dude: AKA sex on paws. Dude is my cat. He loves Iams weight control cat food and catnip. No other food shall pass between his lips. *Update* Dude now eats Royal Canin Special 33 cat food, AKA the most expensive cat food EVER because Reina has a delicate stomach.
Reina:Teddy Bear's insane kitten with the gift of explosive diarrhea. I got her from a kitty rescue for his birthday at his request. Now we spend more money on her cat food than our own food. Well, not really but FUCK it is expensive and totally worth it. No more flinging shit onto her own back. The cat could clear out a house with her ass. And, no smart ass, she did not get it from me.
Gramps: My dad. He used to read my blog every day. He passed away on January 11, 2006. I miss him.
Ewe Girl: I met her when she was just a wee little girl of 19. Now she's got a rack that brings men to their knees. Well, she's had the rack since before we met. But now she knows how to use it!
Ducky: Matron of Honor at my wedding to H2 and very good friend that I neglect all too often. Now that I live MUCH closer to her I am trying to spend more time with her and her beautiful son.
LD2: I met her when her hubby worked with my hubby (H2) long, long ago in a land far, far away. Did I mention that she's a hot Asian chick?
Tobiwan: We met at a party in high school. He was the only guy that didn't grossly hit on me so we talked the night away. A short time later, we bumped into each other at Denney's while I wasdrunkenly soberly celebrating my 17th birthday. Thus a lifetime friendship began.
Baby Z: Born in July 2005 and the son of one of my best friends. I was spending 40-50 hours a week taking care of him from January '06 to February '07.
More characters will be added as they fall into my life... if I have forgotten anyone, leave a comment for me to ignore.
Ever wonder about the cast of characters in my life that I mention on my blog? Me neither. Just in case, here are some Cliff's Notes for you:
Sam: That's me! An atypical
Chicken: My boy. A sixth-grader that is too smart for his own good.
Egg: My egg. In my ovary. Duh! Hopefully it will be fertilized and come out and play some day. We're working on it.
H1: Chicken's father and my first husband. He lives in Virginia with his second wife, their child and his step-daughters. We have a fairly decent relationship.
H2: My second (ex) husband. Currently living in San Diego with his cat. He traded one annoying bitch for another. We have a better relationship than the one I have with H1, probably because he is less of an ass.
Teddy Bear: My husband. He doesn't like being called H3. We were engaged in October 2006 soley due to my mad skills in the fellatio arena. We got married in April 2007. Who needs an extended engagement? He calls me a midget. I prefer to be called "petite" or "hot" or "fucking brilliant" but I'm not going to quibble over it.
Dude: AKA sex on paws. Dude is my cat. He loves Iams weight control cat food and catnip. No other food shall pass between his lips. *Update* Dude now eats Royal Canin Special 33 cat food, AKA the most expensive cat food EVER because Reina has a delicate stomach.
Reina:Teddy Bear's insane kitten with the gift of explosive diarrhea. I got her from a kitty rescue for his birthday at his request. Now we spend more money on her cat food than our own food. Well, not really but FUCK it is expensive and totally worth it. No more flinging shit onto her own back. The cat could clear out a house with her ass. And, no smart ass, she did not get it from me.
Gramps: My dad. He used to read my blog every day. He passed away on January 11, 2006. I miss him.
Ewe Girl: I met her when she was just a wee little girl of 19. Now she's got a rack that brings men to their knees. Well, she's had the rack since before we met. But now she knows how to use it!
Ducky: Matron of Honor at my wedding to H2 and very good friend that I neglect all too often. Now that I live MUCH closer to her I am trying to spend more time with her and her beautiful son.
LD2: I met her when her hubby worked with my hubby (H2) long, long ago in a land far, far away. Did I mention that she's a hot Asian chick?
Tobiwan: We met at a party in high school. He was the only guy that didn't grossly hit on me so we talked the night away. A short time later, we bumped into each other at Denney's while I was
Baby Z: Born in July 2005 and the son of one of my best friends. I was spending 40-50 hours a week taking care of him from January '06 to February '07.
More characters will be added as they fall into my life... if I have forgotten anyone, leave a comment for me to ignore.
Labels: About Me
posted by Sam at
4:06 PM
6 Comments:
AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I'M NOT REAL!!!
(I always suspected as much.)
Thanks for clarifying! I always wondered how he came about the name H3.2! LOL!
Morphine ... mmmmm.
And, hey, where is your HNT????
Bornfool- I have to see you to prove that you're real. You could be a 500 pound bearded lady for all I know!
Erin- See the following post from 6/21/2005 for info on the H's:
Men Enjoy my HNT!
I'm a tad disappointed I didn't get at least a mention in the cast of characters. Maybe someday...
Ya must be the big "M" (morphine).
Considering I can't exactly remember if I was sober or not, I declare that evening (the one where we reaquainted ourselves) a 'Mulligan'.
Then again, had circumstances (haha, I said 'cum') been different, I would've not come (OMG, I came again) to appreciate your wonderful-ness.
I hope to know your wonderfulness in the far future as well.
/purr
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