The Best Birthday Party Plan
Going to a social event lately means I want to wear makeup, flatiron my hair, and wear a bra. I bet you $100 Carolyn would just say, “Throw on clothes and come to my house dumbass no one here cares if you’re wearing a bra.” Except she would be nice about it, because she’s nice. [...]
I’m Jamesy and I am a Girl
Earlier today James told me he didn’t want to be called a brother anymore. He wanted to be called Reid’s sister.A few days ago James told Adam he didn’t want to be called “Buddy” anymore.Tonight James said, “I want you to call me Reid’s sister because I am a girl. I’m Jamesy and I am [...]
Any Mention of Cock Is Not Related To Actual Cock
On May 10th we added two new chickens to our family. I’m guessing they were already a week old. We normally buy the three day old chick right when they arrive at our local feed store but these were the two we wanted. Adam wanted an Ameraucana because they lay colored eggs. I chose a [...]
Commemorate Your Marriage with Eternity Rings
To most couples, the ultimate symbol of undying love and the endless bond between a married couple is the engagement ring and wedding bands. However, these aren’t the only rings that are meaningful and emblematic. Eternity rings, which are usually given to a spouse on a special occasion such as a milestone anniversary, are growing [...]
We Have Purchased Summer Shoes!
Buying sandals for Egg is an endeavor. If I was Adam a spreadsheet would be involved. We have the following issues to consider during a purchase: Purchasing little girl shoes is fairly new to me. I cannot purchase shoes that look like they have been coated in Disney Princess, thrown up on by a Fairy, [...]
Protected: Standing Up For Myself A Little At A Time
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So…Yeah. I’m Talking About It
On November 19, 2011 I announced on my blog I had been diagnosed as Bipolar II. I have managed to never speak of it here again. I don’t want to talk about it on my blog. I want to talk about poop or stupid relatives or whatever. I don’t want to talk about that thing [...]
The Rules of The Internets
1) This is may be amended at any time. 2) You should NEVER expose your genitals without consent from the person’s eyeballs you’re damaging. We do not want penis pictures ever without asking for them. And if we’re asking for penis pictures we’re probably a dude. If you don’t know their sex, assume it’s a [...]
Poop, Germs, French Fries, and Penis on The Internet
I haven’t talked about my many poop stories here lately. I’d like to say the reason is fully normal poop functioning. The better and real(er) reason is my body is a fucking asshole and I have poop issues so often you would only read poop stories if I told you about every incident. I thought [...]
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