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This is Adam, checking in.  I think we finally got our host to roll the database back to before their lackadaisical security allowed it to be hacked. I was pretty fucking livid last night, and a few shots of whiskey in. As it stands, not only can I not recommend Arvixe as a hosting solution, [...]

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All Chickens Need A Coop

All Chickens Need A Coop

While it may seem I love password protected posts, I really don’t. It’s stressful to make decisions on who to trust, and I want everyone to be able to read my stories. You shouldn’t need a special pass to read this blog- it’s not that good. Today I’m writing a post for the whole internets [...]

Most Awesome Swimsuit Ever

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A Quick Peek of Upcoming Birthday Post Fun

A Quick Peek of Upcoming Birthday Post Fun

At the San Diego Zoo Safari Park Wild Animal Park the distance between Egg and the meerkats is maybe five feet. This is serious business, meerkat spotting. You don’t want to miss a thing.

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The Best Birthday Party Plan

The Best Birthday Party Plan

Going to a social event lately means I want to wear makeup, flatiron my hair, and wear a bra. I bet you $100 Carolyn would just say, “Throw on clothes and come to my house dumbass no one here cares if you’re wearing a bra.” Except she would be nice about it, because she’s nice. [...]