Commemorate Your Marriage with Eternity Rings
To most couples, the ultimate symbol of undying love and the endless bond between a married couple is the engagement ring and wedding bands. However, these aren’t the only rings that are meaningful and emblematic. Eternity rings, which are usually given to a spouse on a special occasion such as a milestone anniversary, are growing [...]
Protected: Standing Up For Myself A Little At A Time
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OMFGXKXKSMSXO!!!
My federal tax return just hit my bank account. I was prepared for a lengthy process where I had to prove Chicken lived with me for more than six months in 2012. I wish it wasn’t midnight because I feel like celebrating! Woo hoo motherfuckers! Egg frequently has Saturday morning breakfast and a Lowes Depot* [...]
Egg’s Avatar
Egg and Adam were playing with the Xbox and Egg wanted to update his avatar. This is the finished product. Egg chose everything from the hair to the shoes.
Bunnies and Chickens and Friends
You know how people say, “Oh my gosh your son/daughter looks just like his/her mom/dad?” I could have made that sentence less kludgy but nope. Carolyn had a barbeque at her house the other day and a miracle happened: A decent picture of me! A picture I did not take! Once I downloaded the pictures [...]
Purchasing Clothes For My Genderqueer Child
Recently I realized Egg needed new underwear. All of his were 2T-3T and he turned four in January. Most of them are girl undies, but he does have a new 4T pack of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles my mom purchased. His short-lived passion for the television show baffled me and we ultimately said OH HELL [...]
I Wrote A Bunch of Words And Then Said FUCK THAT
I was going to explain my previous avatar and this new one but I’m not in the mood for a lot of blah blah right now. I used Picasa to create the avatar. It was taken a week(ish) after my 39th birthday. I bought the lipstick at Benefit and I love it. The End.
Every Five Days
Adam was out of town for a few days. My mother had mentioned coming up for the weekend and helping me. Usually when my mother “helps” me it is neither help nor for me. Meaning she has her own agenda and whether it matches with what I want or need to do is irrelevant. It’s [...]
The Babies R Us Thing
When I was pregnant with Coop I wanted to replace the changing table pad. The current one had a few tears in it and I was allegedly a crazy pregnant lady. Adam proposed putting one of our changing table pad covers over it and just leaving it the fuck alone already no one sees the [...]
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