Uncle Dude
The last time we talked about my clowder I had two kittens rambunctiously bouncing about my home. I was waiting for posters to appear in my neighborhood “Missing: Two Adorable Kittens” but alas (or yay! depending on your feelings for cats) nothing happened. I fed them, cuddled them, took them to the local vet for [...]
Kitteh Love
If you follow me on Twitter or in real life you might have heard about the newest additions to our clowder. This is part I of how our family came to have FIVE CATS: One morning Chicken woke me up when Egg was still asleep. (I do not recommend this at all.) As I blearily [...]
Lion Sex is Overrated
I went to the Wild Animal Park today with Egg and a friend. We went at the end of the day and the place was nearly deserted. I love having an annual pass. The weather was perfect, Egg was elated, and then there was the sex. The first sexual encounter occurred in the small aviary [...]
Moving On Up
I didn’t mean to confuse the fuck out of everyone. All the moving was due to Blogger no longer supporting me hosting my Excellent Writing on a foreign server (foreign as in not Blogger, not foreign as in foreign soil. BTW, I typed foreign wrong every time except for the last time there, so fuck [...]
Egg says, "Dude"
I posted another short video at Egg’s blog. That one contains some priceless Egg faces of merriment. I cannot adequately explain how much it tickles me when Egg says, Dude. He calls all the cats Dude, and I am torn between teaching him that they are cats and just going with it. He doesn’t have [...]
Odds And Rectums
I took Reina to the vet yesterday to get her annual vaccinations. I had assumed that it would be a quickie in-and-out type of thing, other than requesting that they notate their records: DO NOT STARTLE. I’m sure I’ve discussed it before, somewhere around here in the last year but fuck me if I love [...]
Neighborhood Peeping Tom
My neighborhood has a Peeping Tom. His name is Rex Roofer. He looks like this: Sometimes he bites my leg when his owner is out of town. Other times he purrs nicely when I scratch him. But every day he peeps in my motherfucking window. It’s my special kitty cat window. And he peeps in [...]
Restless
Every time that Chicken goes to visit his father for more than a week I get restless. You see, although he is 12 and fairly self-sufficient Chicken is high maintenance. He needs to interact with me as much as humanly possible. I get that he is an extrovert, it is just plain bad luck that [...]
Dinner Time Motherfuckers!
I really enjoy cooking and baking. Stop laughing. Please. Those of you that know me are well aware of the amount I cook and bake. Which is almost never. But I have a very good excuse. At the end of the day, the amount of energy I tend to have (zero) plus the amount of [...]
Lazy Assed Blogger
Because I haven’t posted this month and I’m a total fucking asshole I am posting an email exchange. Not even new, original material here at Sam’s place. However, I have recently returned several emails that were months old, so there’s that. And, Egg is six months old today. Can you believe that shit? I’m not [...]
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