Dessert
I found out tonight from Kuroneko-Hime’s Twitter stream that I’m not the only gluten intolerant person that gets bitter about Thanksgiving. Maybe it is because Thanksgiving meal is full of such wonderful memories of food and family (or at least food) that to miss out on it hurts. A lot. And when you’re (allegedly) pregnant [...]
Go Pee First
This is just a quickie (written after taking my night-time meds so beware) to prove that I am still alive and mostly well. Normally, Adam* comes home after work quite smelly in that manly, been outside and sweated way. So he grabs Egg up and they take a bath/shower together. Our master shower is attached [...]
Fucking Babies, Man
Right after Egg was born, TB and I discussed having another baby as soon as humanly possible. Because babies are yummy and awesome and we were both high on baby fumes. When we came down a few months later, we realized that although we loved the shit out of Egg, we were fucking tired. Straight [...]
Let’s Play "Where Is The Egg?"
When your husband wants his egg over easy, one might just want to cook it for him. Using the old-fashioned pan and stove technique. Oh. Dear.Ho.Ly.Fuck. Let’s go over the egg + microwave rules: Out of shell. Stab yolk like it is a representation of the last person to fuck up these rules.
Snow?
One or more of you may have heard that there is a bit of white stuff blowing around California. Don’t worry, I just got rain and cold. And stuck with the damn chickens in my laundry room. Thank goodness for plastic tarp because those fuckers shit a lot. A LOT OF SHIT. However, certain members [...]
You Want Pictures? I Got Pictures!
I haven’t had family portraits done since I was married to H1. Last week I finally got up the nerve and I am pretty damn happy with the results. I’d like to present The Sam Family:I purposely uploaded low resolution versions of the portraits to make the page load faster. You’re welcome.
Fuckin’ Chicken
On the way home from school, Chicken says to me, “Could you please make sure that I am safely in bed before giving Teddy Bear his birthday blow job?” “Were you reading my BLOG AT SCHOOL?” Chicken erupts with laughter. Mother- FAILChild- WIN It was just a damned good guess. Asshole. This from a kid [...]
Egg’s Room Quickie
Today Teddy Bear put up the chair rail in Egg’s room. Try to imagine the blue less BLUE, the bottom color slightly more yellow, and the carpet more champagne than brown. Stupid lighting at the end of the day. The rail is a lattice-type we painted, hopefully it will match the tree to be painted [...]
Straw? What Straw?
I used to be a very physically capable person. Need something heavy hung on your wall? Call Sam. Need a jar opened? Call Sam. My girlfriends were fond of using my abilities, and it was nice to be a competent human being. Of course the last eight years with fibro means that I am stuck [...]
Fucking Rock
You, dear readers fucking ROCK. I just had a very long day and topped it off by hitting something on the damn freeway with my poor car. Chicken and I are 45 minutes north of my house on the 15 and BAM! it does not sound good. I pulled over to find part of my [...]
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