I think Egg has weaned. I’m not entirely sure of it, but maybe? Remember when I was whining and crying about Egg’s two second nursing plus a big grin and a high five? Shortly after that he went through a growth spurt and started to nurse in earnest around the clock. I mean AROUND the [...]
I yelled at my husband tonight because I am a douche bag*. I am seriously frustrated at just about everything for no apparent good reason. It’s probably just the hormones. We need to talk about breastfeeding before I cut someone. Egg is still nursing up a fucking storm, yo*. I finally got my first postpartum [...]
This post has been rattling around my mostly empty brain for months and I just cannot let it disturb my beauty sleep for one more fucking night. My GAWD I just keep thinking and thinking when it isn’t even the most interesting or important topic to anyone. Fuck. Then I figure that I am about [...]
Chicken and I are going to see Nine Inch Nails and Jane’s Addiction tonight, also known as the NINJA tour I’ve heard. At least that’s what all the cool kids (Chicken) are calling it. I’m calling it the OMGNINWTFYAY Tour. Google says that I spelled that wrong. What.Ever. Chicken has gotten into music recently in [...]
I tend to wander around the house wearing only undies when Lefty isn’t going overboard with early milky production. Eventually I find clothing but I’m not very concerned about it unless I need to leave the house. Today I realized why I should keep Lefty and (damn I forgot the right one’s name) contained more [...]
Have you ever thought to yourself, “Self, I wonder what Sam looks like when Teddy Bear is taking a picture of her and he is in his boxers and his package flops out?” Now you know. You are quite welcome! By the way, I got my hair cut today. It hasn’t been this short in [...]
I AM ALMOST DONE WITH THE SEMESTER. I HAVE ONE PAPER LEFT TO WRITE. I APOLOGIZE FOR SHOUTING. I AM THAT EXCITED. WHEEE. Also? On Sunday I am getting on an airplane and going here. I am so super excited I can barely keep myself from peeing a little right now. Oops. Squee!