Hanging Brains
Yesterday morning Adam went to the urologist and paid cash monies to have his balls whacked. I cannot even begin to tell you how excited I am about the prospect of never being pregnant again. At the same time, I’m disappointed as all fuck, because I LOVE babies and children (mine, not necessarily yours) and [...]
Birthing and Pokage
The current fuckage started on March 17th. I woke up, took Chicken and his BFF to school, ate oatmeal with Egg and did my normal routine. Egg took a huge nap, and by the time he woke up Chicken was home from school. I had just enough time to feed Egg and stop by Chick-fil-a [...]
Gay in High School
There is a young man named John* that Chicken and I met through a gay-friendly organization that is in serious need of help. He’s a freshman in high school, and just came out at the beginning of this school year. His family has been very involved in a conservative anti-gay church, and when they found [...]
Dessert
I found out tonight from Kuroneko-Hime’s Twitter stream that I’m not the only gluten intolerant person that gets bitter about Thanksgiving. Maybe it is because Thanksgiving meal is full of such wonderful memories of food and family (or at least food) that to miss out on it hurts. A lot. And when you’re (allegedly) pregnant [...]
Lion Sex is Overrated
I went to the Wild Animal Park today with Egg and a friend. We went at the end of the day and the place was nearly deserted. I love having an annual pass. The weather was perfect, Egg was elated, and then there was the sex. The first sexual encounter occurred in the small aviary [...]
You Told Me
Remember when I was pregnant with Egg and it was the worst, most horrible thing ever and I swore that I would never NEVER do it again no matter how adorable Egg was? And you told me that I would forget the misery and want another baby because Egg is truly awesome. Well, I haven’t [...]
I Love Doctors And Don’t You Wish You Had Balls?
Sooooo….what up? Nothing much here, just stuff…doing…the usual. Mostly trying to figure out how the bloody fucknut to write this post because OMG. I’ll start with the simply ridiculous and go progressively more difficult, okay? I found an in-network audiologist by simultaneously calling our insurance company and utilizing the search engine on the company’s website. [...]
Now I Hate My Insurance Company. Even More.
I took a xanax, hiked up my huevos and called the administrators of my insurance company. My doctor warned me that typically insurance does not cover speech therapy until a child is two years old. However, my insurance company covers speech therapy only when…. IT DOES NOT INVOLVE A DEVELOPMENTAL DELAY. So now I get [...]
At A Total Fucking Loss
It’s that time again! The time of year where H1 makes me want to rip my eyeballs out and skull fuck myself, because that is better than dealing with this stupid shit. For those of you that are new to my life, H1 is Chicken’s father. He lives on the east coast, and once or [...]
Totally Lame Fanboy
Yesterday I convinced my dear husband to drive to Denver to see Dooce and get a copy of her new book signed. Because I am a total moron I gave Chicken the camera to take a picture of Heather. Uh. Yeah. Good job, kid. It was fantastic except for the part where I walked up [...]
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