Any Mention of Cock Is Not Related To Actual Cock
On May 10th we added two new chickens to our family. I’m guessing they were already a week old. We normally buy the three day old chick right when they arrive at our local feed store but these were the two we wanted. Adam wanted an Ameraucana because they lay colored eggs. I chose a [...]
Chickens
I had therapy tonight and the main topic was Egg. I told the therapist someone had thought I wanted a girl and that is why Egg wears girl clothes. The therapist said it would not be the last time someone had that idea. The therapist recommended we move out of this area within the next [...]
Abby The Chicken Part Two
Part One On Thursday, February 2nd I realized that Abby the Chicken was fucked up and might die. Or more accurately, I thought that Abby was going to die any moment. Because HER BONE WAS FUCKING SHOWING. BONE. I’m not a medical doctor or veterinarian, and tonight I’m not especially functional as a semi-conscious writer [...]
Abby the Chicken Part One
Although it meanders a little into raising chickens, this post is not a primer on introducing young hens to an existing flock. Diligent readers may remember that in addition to the three children that I am raising I have three chickens. Oreo we got as an egg-laying hen. She tolerates us but is in no [...]
Blondie Part One
This is Blondie. On December 14th I found her galloping along my street without a care in the world. Labradors just have this way of being in the moment that I adore. When big dogs with an attitude get out of their yards, they project, “I am gonna FUCK SOME SHIT UP.” Little dogs tend [...]
Lion Sex is Overrated
I went to the Wild Animal Park today with Egg and a friend. We went at the end of the day and the place was nearly deserted. I love having an annual pass. The weather was perfect, Egg was elated, and then there was the sex. The first sexual encounter occurred in the small aviary [...]
Chickens, Questions Answered
I am hoping to change up some things around these musty old parts, and Mondays is my first step. I am going to post each Monday about a specific topic, then respond to questions and comments in a separate post if needed. By specific topic I mean something that is at least somewhat educational. I’m [...]
Chickens, Fact and Fiction
When I tell people that I have chickens, the reactions range in a predictable manner: Awesome! Chickens! Fresh eggs! I didn’t know you lived on a farm. Ew. I don’t like birds. Why the fuck do you have chickens? We have chickens because Chicken (the boy, not the fowl) did a state report on Rhode [...]
Lickin’ Mah Ass
Yesterday I shaved my legs for the second time since Egg was born. Just in case you think that I am neglecting you but accomplishing everything else. Ho ho! I am not. On the up side, I have only missed one shower thus far in new parenthood, if you calculate the necessary amount as one [...]
Halp! Mah Chickens Haz Cox!!1!
Remember the chickens? And the chicken vs. bacon video I owe Kaila? Well we seem to have a bit of a problem. I’ve got too much cock in my house already, and now it seems that 2 out of 3 chickens aren’t hens as much as fucking ROOSTERS. *sigh* I need my bloggy peeps to [...]
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