I’m Jamesy and I am a Girl
Earlier today James told me he didn’t want to be called a brother anymore. He wanted to be called Reid’s sister.A few days ago James told Adam he didn’t want to be called “Buddy” anymore.Tonight James said, “I want you to call me Reid’s sister because I am a girl. I’m Jamesy and I am [...]
Any Mention of Cock Is Not Related To Actual Cock
On May 10th we added two new chickens to our family. I’m guessing they were already a week old. We normally buy the three day old chick right when they arrive at our local feed store but these were the two we wanted. Adam wanted an Ameraucana because they lay colored eggs. I chose a [...]
We Have Purchased Summer Shoes!
Buying sandals for Egg is an endeavor. If I was Adam a spreadsheet would be involved. We have the following issues to consider during a purchase: Purchasing little girl shoes is fairly new to me. I cannot purchase shoes that look like they have been coated in Disney Princess, thrown up on by a Fairy, [...]
I Swear It Gets Better After I Get My Bitch Out
I live in a conservative area. Many people automatically assume southern California equals Hollywood equals loose morals. Recently someone asked me why my sister-in-law didn’t get married in California. Why would she do a wedding but not legal marriage in Texas if she could just go home to California and be legally married to her [...]
Egg’s Hair, Coop’s Head, & Crafty Shit
I’m a creative crafty person. I started scrapbooking when Chicken was less than a year old. The last few years have been difficult for my creativity. As I was losing free time for scrapbooking, every scrapbook store in my area shut down. I’ve tried to find other ways to use that part of my brain, [...]
Brave Birthday Party
Adam has a friend. This friend has a wife. She does these things that are amazing. I have two children in my home right now, and some days I think I’ve done a damn good job because everyone is fed and bathed and no one is crying (including myself) when Adam gets home from work. [...]
December First: This Won’t Happen Every Day
Today I had a Santa calendar for Egg to do as his special thing. I’m not going to detail everything we do this month, but I really enjoyed making this for Egg today. He was also being super cute. I found the calendar on Pinterest but it was created by Mama Bear. I wanted Egg [...]
A Stroke of Parenting Genius
You might notice I pepper my language liberally with profanities. In my daily life my language varies from dead and bloated in the gutter to proper lady. In general, I won’t cuss in front of your children, your parents, and any person in between who may become upset or offended. I’ll cuss in front of [...]
Chickens
I had therapy tonight and the main topic was Egg. I told the therapist someone had thought I wanted a girl and that is why Egg wears girl clothes. The therapist said it would not be the last time someone had that idea. The therapist recommended we move out of this area within the next [...]
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