Please Vote!
I’m trying to win a “Dumb Cunt” award. Soley because the word “Cunt” is so beautimous. (My word of the day). Please clicky on this link and vote for me. Under the “Dumb Cunt” section. It will only take two (2) seconds and I will be so happy. Very happy. All voters will be rewarded [...]
Vomit Spilleth Forth
The burning question on everyone’s mind (you, you and YOU) is “Where the Fuck is Sam and why has she so sorely neglected her poor blog?” Oh, and “When will we see her boobies?” Well, no boobies today dear readers. Just a whole lot of this and that plus a couple of funnies thrown in [...]
Holy Fuck HNT
So Holy Fuck! Here I sit on my ass, thinking about this and that, when I realize that today is Thursday. Half-Nekkid Thursday. And I have forgotten. Fuck me sideways. I have a great excuse, one that I will not bore my dear readers with today. Just enjoy the half-nekkidness of my dressy-dress from a [...]
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas and Happy Chanukah to my blogger friends! As I sit here, blogging away on Christmas Eve I glance at my tree and think to myself “Holy Fuck! How did all those presents get there?” I’m pretty sure that I started out with just a few (see tree above), however now the presents are [...]
Cat Shit
This is Dude working on his masters thesis about the tasty nature of Iam’s Weight Control cat food and its relationship with napping. Dude is the most lovable cat in the world, and will sit on anyone’s lap within 20 minutes of meeting them. I’ve written about Dude before, but this weekend’s events have prompted [...]
Party Clothes
As requested, here is a pic of our party clothing. I removed our heads because H3.2 doesn’t want to be publicly associated with me. Either that or he doesn’t want to be stalked by hordes of women because he is so fine. For those of you that mentioned in my HNT comments that we matched, [...]
Get In Bed
I remembered a funny story the other day while talking to an expectant mother, so I thought I would share it with you all in its shining example of stellar parenting glory. Chicken skipped the terrible twos and breezed on into the “fucking horrible please can I give him back” threes. One evening he was [...]
Haf-Nekkid Party
I promised my three (3) readers pictures from the weekend’s festivities. I had some trouble picking a favorite, so I created a purdy* collage for your enjoyment. Most of the pictures I took in the car on the way downtown, notice how beautimous* my toes look? I painted them all by myself. ‘Cause I’m gifted [...]
Sunday Mornings
Sunday mornings are for hangovers and/or sleeping. They are not meant for the following things: 1. Swimming in a hotel pool.2. Jogging3. Walking your dog4. Being subjected to sunlight unfiltered by your eyelids and heavy curtains. I saw numbers one through three at an ungodly time in the morning on Sunday. I experienced number four [...]
Cut ‘N Color HNT
Happy Half-Nekkid Thursday everyone!Now it’s ready for winter. So today I curled my hair for the first time since I had it permanently straightened. I wanted to try out a curly up-do for H3.2′s Holiday Party this weekend. I was told by my hairstylist that I could curl it just like anyone else with straight [...]
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