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So Merry Christmas and all that to you and yours.
Dearest Readers of Love and Grace, The holidays kill me. I have nothing left to give, except this email I sent to Dooce today. I very, very, very rarely email people unless I know them. Or know them through blogging. For clarification, I do not know Dooce, in either the biblical or blogging sense. I [...]
*Previous post reading is recommended for partial comprehension of the following nonsense. Teddy Bear: She’s a cat. She smelled yummy starfish and went for it.
This weekend at Teddy Bear’s annual awards dinner (AKA Christmas party but shhh! don’t tell the Christmas tress in the corner that they aren’t politically correct) I was treated to a mostly gluten-free meal. My future MIL (TB’s step-mom) made the cutest little card in the world so the servers would know not to poison [...]
I would totally kill for his hair. And, today? Used anti-perspirant for the first time. I’m so proud that he was comfortable enough to come to me and say “Uh… mommy? I ran a mile at school today and afterwards I stank. Will you buy me deodorant?” Since Teddy Bear was at the pharmacy (story [...]
I had forgotten what a destructive force a frisky kitten can be around the house. Items broken, shit strewn about like a fucking whirling dervish. The delightful scent of kitten eating Dude food, which gives her gas and stink ass the likes of which are frequently seen in this house, but only the human variety. [...]
I was visiting Virginia Belle (in the blogland sense) and noticed that she has some OCD issues with bathing products and germs. Here’s the post if you’d like to take a look. I personally wish I never fucking read it, because now I will think about the things she said when I’m in the shower. [...]
For all you geeks out there, you might notice what Myra* the kitty is holding. Yessir, that is a Wii Remote. Too much flash = white out. Sorry. Rayman Raving Rabbids. You must play it. I’m not a gamer, but OMG this is fun. Where else can you shoot rabbits with toilet plungers after attempting [...]
Here’s one kitty that we won’t be adopting: From Teddy Bear:Do you still have the kitten from your ad? I’m very interested in him… please respond if you do. From Moron:yes i still have him. his fee for adoption is $100. this is so we can spay his mother and also to feed him kitten [...]