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Go to Sam’s Stories right the fuck now. Can you believe it? How exciting? Almost as exciting as the amount of Patron in my bloodstream right now. Also- I went to a dance. My first dance since the Senior Prom of 1992. It was a Mother-Son Dance at Chicken’s elementary school and even though I [...]
Duh?
Apparently most monitors aren’t set to 1400×1050 resolution, therefore the Black Mutt site looked funky, wonky and huge. After checking out MY blog on a much lower resolution I think it looks like a bloated ass. But fuck it. I spend more time looking at my blog than you do, so there! But… the Black [...]
Pneumonia, The Silent "P"
Baby Z gets a cold. A COLD. He loves me so much that he shares it with me. Except my stellar immune system decides that a cold is too commonplace for a rockin’ chick like me. Guess what? I get to visit Urgent Care AGAIN!! Wheee! The good ole doctor listens to my 80 year [...]
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TequilaThis one is for Anna… and all the other tequila whores I love.
What The Fuck Are You Doing?
So, what are you doing? I’m working on a website for a dear friend of mine. If you’re keeping track, that is excuse #1435 in the list of Why I’m Not Blogging. I have PROOF of this illicit endeavor, however. A picture of what the site looks like today, including my burgeoning Photoshop prowess. You [...]
ARGH!!!
So, my asthma is fucked off right now, and my doctor has been on vacation for approximately 48 years. So I go into the local thrill shop of urgent care, wait for 1 hour and 45 minutes and then get a real doctor to prescribe something to allow real, live AIR which contains OXYGEN sometimes [...]
I Miss Him
One year ago today I lost my father. I think I am starting to heal. More to come…
Where In The World Is Carmen Diego?
No, this isn’t a real post in any way whatsoever. It’s a fun-filled synopsis of the many excuses I have for my lack of postingness. It might be somewhat disgusting. Sorry. Excuse A:Chicken went to Quantico, Virginia for 12 days. During which I could have posted until my fingertips bleed, only instead I decided to [...]
And A Happy Fucking New Year!
May 2007 be filled with lots more better stuff than the icky year before.
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