WIN and FAIL
First the FAIL: Today I had my first cervix check as well as group B step check. Which means that I spent most of the day with the runs of course. Then taking a shower because I just can’t have my OB all in my cooterus after I have shit my brains out repeatedly. Then [...]
Monkey Care Package
Thank You Monkey!
Merry Christmas
I dedicate this day to three amazing bloggers: Redneck Diva for sending me an adorable stuffed and animal and hilarious onesie for Egg. She even included a picture of her lovely children in the package, which now lives on my fridge so I can say “hi” to them ever time I check inside for something [...]
Texting and A Question or Two
On Saturday I actually left the house with a girlfriend and went to a nearby outlet mall for a tiny bit of baby shopping. I think I have to admit that previous to this trip far I had purchased one (1) outfit for Egg and nothing else. I’m 8 months along. I think I have [...]
Snow?
One or more of you may have heard that there is a bit of white stuff blowing around California. Don’t worry, I just got rain and cold. And stuck with the damn chickens in my laundry room. Thank goodness for plastic tarp because those fuckers shit a lot. A LOT OF SHIT. However, certain members [...]
You Want Pictures? I Got Pictures!
I haven’t had family portraits done since I was married to H1. Last week I finally got up the nerve and I am pretty damn happy with the results. I’d like to present The Sam Family:I purposely uploaded low resolution versions of the portraits to make the page load faster. You’re welcome.
Baby News
Egg is still breech. Bah! Slightly more info here. Make sure to read the post below and give me your name suggestions for Egg. Maybe a good name will convince him to go head down?
What’s My Name Again?
I have a small problem. I don’t think I am feeling Egg’s real-life name. For those of you that forgot, it is my dad’s first name, my maiden name, Teddy Bear’s last name. Originally I thought we would call him by a nickname of my dad’s first name, not the same one he went by [...]
Sorry For The Interruption…
Someone forgot to renew my URL, therefore Sam’s Stories took a shit temporarily. Don’t worry, I’m not going anywhere and your regularly scheduled programming will return momentarily. Or tomorrow. Whatever. In the meantime, enjoy this gallows humor from Teddy Bear found on Tree Hugger. Don’t skip the fine print (click to make bigger, or go [...]
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