Merry Christmas (From My Front Yard)
Doesn’t everyone need a hippo in a tutu dropping a deuce on your lawn?
Gee, How’d Ya Figure That One Out?
Here is a partial page from one of my scrapbooks, depicting a five year-old Chicken on Halloween 2001. He wanted to be a rainbow kitty cat, so we made him a costume. Now look at these pics and tell me that you wouldn’t have thought, “Dude. I totally think my kid is a homo*!” *Yes [...]
I LOVE MY CAR
Mine doesn’t have the scoop in the hood or the roof rack, but it is still damn sexy. Plus! I got one with a standard transmission. The only other compact SUV that is available in a stick is the BMW x3, which is way out of my budget. The Forrester is all wheel drive standard [...]
Birth Story, Part III
First post, second post. This post is inspired by Missed Conceptions. Damn you, woman! If you didn’t feel so crappy I would send you a strongly worded missive. Note: some of this story comes from TB, as my brain forgot to store chunks of time. Any mistakes are all his fault, as always. Let me [...]
Birth Story Part II
The first part of the Birth Story Series is here. Thanks to Essie for reminding me that I had this post to finish up tonight! I drove to my doctor’s office, two hours early for my normal 3pm appointment. Of course, my doctor was at his other office and only a front office lady that [...]
Cloth Diapers FTW (for teh win!) Part I
I love using cloth diapers. I recently held down a poor pregnant couple for more than a half hour when they unfortunately mentioned that they might be using cloth diapers. I have many opinions on cloth diapering, and I am going to share all of them with you tonight! YAY diapers! The first thing in [...]
What The FUCK?
This picture from Ugliest Tattoos is my way of showing you what the past few days have been like for me. You know when shit just get so fucked up and crazy that a picture of a tramp stamp that says, “Cum Slutt” just fits? Yeah, that’s my life right now. You see, once upon [...]
Sometimes I Feel Like This…
My MIL emailed this picture to me and I didn’t know if I wanted to laugh or cry. Some days this is exactly how I feel about breastfeeding. Not most days, but there are times when my poor bewbies feel battered all to fuck and the thought of one more bite from those sharp bottom [...]
Rain, Rain, Go The Fuck Away
Note: It just rained. My body is fucking killing me. I took two darvocets. The following writing I cannot be held responsible for in any way including a lack of spelling skills, grammar issues, run-on sentences, and general fuckery of the English language. 1) Watching Bones and a character just used the term, “bump uglies.” [...]
Odds And Rectums
I took Reina to the vet yesterday to get her annual vaccinations. I had assumed that it would be a quickie in-and-out type of thing, other than requesting that they notate their records: DO NOT STARTLE. I’m sure I’ve discussed it before, somewhere around here in the last year but fuck me if I love [...]
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