I Have A Thing For Sticks
We got two new cars this week and I didn’t see it coming. I’m sure people usually plan these things in detail, and I know Adam did plan this in a truly Aspie way but I’m still shocked. We have two news cars and I’m fielding a whole lot of “How did you pull this [...]
Derogatory Spam Plus Coop Stuff
I get about twenty-five spam comments a day. It doesn’t take much time for the number to climb precariously into the 500′s. Hello Monday! I’m really good about skimming through them to optimize my killing spam time, but occasionally something catches my eye: “The next time I read a blog, I hope that it doesnt [...]
Protected: The tl;dr Version: You’re a Piece of Shit and I Hate You
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December First: This Won’t Happen Every Day
Today I had a Santa calendar for Egg to do as his special thing. I’m not going to detail everything we do this month, but I really enjoyed making this for Egg today. He was also being super cute. I found the calendar on Pinterest but it was created by Mama Bear. I wanted Egg [...]
It’s Almost December!
Every year at this time people are shopping for the holidays. We’re usually sitting around being cranky, because we can’t shop yet. Due to the nature of money stuff around here we won’t know our Christmas budget for a few weeks. There’s a wish list, but that is about it. We wait. Two years ago [...]
Hotel Del Coronado
We’re going to pretend there are pictures and a post here and we’re not going to call my laptop an asshole even though a computer refusing to upload pictures on day 28 of me posting every day is a total dick move. I’m going to pretend when I click “publish” this is actually going to [...]
Almost Better Than Writing About A Cat
Yesterday I had two moles removed. When the medical person was asking me all the questions I broke out in a cold sweat. I do this at doctors’ offices, unless I’m comfortable and know the people well. So when the person wanted to know where my moles were, I tried for funny. “Where are the [...]
Queen of Dumbass
For Adam’s birthday in 2006 I bought him a cat. I know people say you shouldn’t buy an animal as a present. This wasn’t so much a surprise! present as he wanted a cat and it was December and we searched Craig’s List and BAM! He had a cat. There was a couple in North [...]
Wow, That’s Kind of Depressing Isn’t It?
On October 30, 1999 I fainted and hit my head. I thought the extent of the injuries were the concussion and hurt shoulder. Today I believe the injury caused the onset of fibromyaglia. Over the next six months I began to notice changes in my body. I would wake up in a pool of breast [...]


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