My sense of humor could best be described as sophomoric, ridiculous, and full of penis. I frequently make up stories, talk for animals, and call people by made up names. I call Chicken’s home hospital teacher from last semester Mr. Twinkletoes. I have no reason to call him anything but Mr. + his last name, but what fun is that? No fun at all.
Dude the Cat is still missing and presumed dead or adopted by a crazy old lady with fourteen other cats. Coop is ten months old and has slept through the night ONE FUCKING TIME. March 30, 2012. Egg is finally over his ear infections although I have yet to bring him back for an “all clear” from the doctor. I am believe he has healthy ears because he has become 45% less of an asshole. So what I am saying is all these things, the sick and missing/dead and not sleeping for a damned fuck are to blame for a spectacularly bad fibromyalgia flare.
This means I’m in more pain and more exhausted than usual. I’ve even earned a few spots of especially bad pain and inflammation and find myself grateful for flector patches. Oh how I love thee, patch full of NSAID relief. My humor and ridiculousness needs to ramp up in order to distract me from all the bad. And lo, the universe hath given me and my family Draw Something. Available on different platforms and supposedly on Facebook (I do not particularly care to hang out on Facebook); it is a very fun game involving pictures and guessing. I LOVE IT*.
It is fun to play a vanilla G-rated game with people from Twitter and friends in real life. You pick a word like “hippo” and if you’re me you draw a person’s body, an arrow to the hip area, and the person saying, “Oh!” I cannot draw an actual hippo. Then I started to play with my husband (xyrth) and Chicken (TheGayMatt). That’s when things started to spiral out of penis control.
At first it was a game to make any word as dirty as possible. Adam got the word “deep” and drew a certain body part in another person’s body part and sent it to me. I laughed a lot. Then he tweeted the drawing to @ld2. I’ve been friends with her longer than I’ve known Adam. She is a great friend, but I would never use the word dirty to describe her unless it was ACTUAL DIRT. Like, she went hiking and fell down in some dirt.
Then Chicken decided to ramp up the hijinks. Yes, that is a completely unnecessary penis above the avocado. We’re at that point now. I generally keep to a PG rating when drawing for people outside my family unless the player specifically asks for it. I’m looking at you, @ImParkingAtHome! So if you’d like to play with one of us (I’m samsstories) start a game. You might want to specify the content rating first.
*I did not receive any compensation from Draw Something. Not even a free color pack. *ahem*
Also it’s Spring. At least that matters to my fibro as that’s when I seem to get my worst flares. What though is this flector patch?? Must go investigate. I can’t begin to tell you how much I miss NSAID’s
Let’s dick it up, bitches! I was lucky that I got the word “ruler” in my second turn with chicken. I mean, how do you not draw a ruler measuring a dick?
Completely unnecessary penis…now there’s a phrase you don’t hear too often.
I’m glad you’ve found a distraction from your flare-up and the sadness about Dude.
i’ma draw you somethin
Welcome back! Oh how I’ve missed you…sorry about your flare up, and the still missing kitty.
I will have to look you up on drawsomething!
Deena