Have you noticed that scary bedtime stories are no longer in style? Scaring your children into good behavior is not quite as acceptable as it once was, and parents today are left with the daunting task of finding something, anything, to make our children behave. When we can’t scare them with Boogey Monsters living under the bed or in the closet, we can’t beat the shit out of them with a stick, we can’t lock them in their rooms without supper (for a couple of days) what can a politically correct parent do? I have found the perfect solution for boys aged 11-15! Cisco Balls. During the prepubescent and early puberty stages, boys will do simply anything to fit in with their peers. Does your son need to:
- Clean his room
- Wash his hair
- Walk the dog
- Do the dishes
- Do his homework
- Turn off that damn rock music
Then you need Cisco Balls. Patented balls of doom and dismay, these balls will guarantee complete obedience from sons, step-sons, and the little red-headed boy down the street that walks funny and has a lisp. What better threat than “If you don’t do as I say RIGHT NOW your balls are going to look like Cisco Adler’s before you are 30 years old!” Are you ready to see this innovative product? I bet you are!
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*BTW, Cisco Adler is 29 years old according to multiple innernet sources.