Seriously? I do not use stickers very often in my current scrapbooking and card making endeavors. When I do use them, I prefer to purchase them in a storefront as this allows me to touch and closely eyeball the product. I don’t buy stickers online EVAR. So when I try to unsubscribe from your fucking stupid-assed emails OVER and OVER I get really frustrated. One of the fine features of my Gmail account is that I am able to search for every email that I have sent to you in an attempt to convince your stupid company that I do not want you to email me.
According to my records, since September of 2009 I have contacted you six (6) motherfucking times. I do no longer wish to receive your crap in my inbox. Today, I went as far as filling out a form on your website:
I have attempted to unsubscribe from your emails SIX TIMES since 9/09, with the latest attempt today. Please oh please TAKE ME OFF YOUR EMAIL LIST. I am a stay-at-home mother. I have lots and LOTS of time to annoy you by filling out this form EVERY DAY. Or you can stop emailing me. Please. Just. Stop.
I hope this brings us to a mutually agreeable solution, one where I no longer get your emails and you no longer have me ranting at you on the innernets where your grandmother will read this and be ashamed of you and your shitty business practices. Okay?