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Published by Sam on March 18, 2010 | 6 Responses

Dear eSticker.com,

Seriously? I do not use stickers very often in my current scrapbooking and card making endeavors. When I do use them, I prefer to purchase them in a storefront as this allows me to touch and closely eyeball the product. I don’t buy stickers online EVAR. So when I try to unsubscribe from your fucking stupid-assed emails OVER and OVER I get really frustrated. One of the fine features of my Gmail account is that I am able to search for every email that I have sent to you in an attempt to convince your stupid company that I do not want you to email me.

According to my records, since September of 2009 I have contacted you six (6) motherfucking times. I do no longer wish to receive your crap in my inbox. Today, I went as far as filling out a form on your website:

I have attempted to unsubscribe from your emails SIX TIMES since 9/09, with the latest attempt today. Please oh please TAKE ME OFF YOUR EMAIL LIST. I am a stay-at-home mother. I have lots and LOTS of time to annoy you by filling out this form EVERY DAY. Or you can stop emailing me. Please. Just. Stop.

I hope this brings us to a mutually agreeable solution, one where I no longer get your emails and you no longer have me ranting at you on the innernets where your grandmother will read this and be ashamed of you and your shitty business practices. Okay?

Love,

Sam

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  1. Geohde
    Geohde March 24, 2010 at 9:21 am |

    I never fill outt the unsubscribe box because they go AH HA! Working address. Then you hear all about viagra for your penis, and boy that one get's tiresome, too. :)

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  2. Essie
    Essie March 20, 2010 at 12:21 am |

    umm don't you confirm your email is active by filling out thoses online forms. Unless it is a large legit company I never do that. I just mark them as spam and 95% of the time that works just peachy.

  3. followingtheroad
    followingtheroad March 19, 2010 at 6:06 am |

    Hee! I love rants. LOVE.

  4. battynurse
    battynurse March 19, 2010 at 2:45 am |

    I too have multiple e-mail accounts although once in a while something get's through on g-mail. I did have one I wasn't interested in and I clicked the link that says report spam. Now those e-mails from that company always end up in my spam filter.

  5. Swistle
    Swistle March 19, 2010 at 12:37 am |

    I feel like forming an army.

  6. areyoukiddingme
    areyoukiddingme March 18, 2010 at 12:12 pm |

    And that is why I have multiple email accounts and use that spam filter!

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