Commemorate Your Marriage with Eternity Rings
To most couples, the ultimate symbol of undying love and the endless bond between a married couple is the engagement ring and wedding bands. However, these aren’t the only rings that are meaningful and emblematic. Eternity rings, which are usually given to a spouse on a special occasion such as a milestone anniversary, are growing [...]
We Have Purchased Summer Shoes!
Buying sandals for Egg is an endeavor. If I was Adam a spreadsheet would be involved. We have the following issues to consider during a purchase: Purchasing little girl shoes is fairly new to me. I cannot purchase shoes that look like they have been coated in Disney Princess, thrown up on by a Fairy, [...]
Protected: Standing Up For Myself A Little At A Time
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So…Yeah. I’m Talking About It
On November 19, 2011 I announced on my blog I had been diagnosed as Bipolar II. I have managed to never speak of it here again. I don’t want to talk about it on my blog. I want to talk about poop or stupid relatives or whatever. I don’t want to talk about that thing [...]
The Rules of The Internets
1) This is may be amended at any time. 2) You should NEVER expose your genitals without consent from the person’s eyeballs you’re damaging. We do not want penis pictures ever without asking for them. And if we’re asking for penis pictures we’re probably a dude. If you don’t know their sex, assume it’s a [...]
Poop, Germs, French Fries, and Penis on The Internet
I haven’t talked about my many poop stories here lately. I’d like to say the reason is fully normal poop functioning. The better and real(er) reason is my body is a fucking asshole and I have poop issues so often you would only read poop stories if I told you about every incident. I thought [...]
OMFGXKXKSMSXO!!!
My federal tax return just hit my bank account. I was prepared for a lengthy process where I had to prove Chicken lived with me for more than six months in 2012. I wish it wasn’t midnight because I feel like celebrating! Woo hoo motherfuckers! Egg frequently has Saturday morning breakfast and a Lowes Depot* [...]
Egg’s Avatar
Egg and Adam were playing with the Xbox and Egg wanted to update his avatar. This is the finished product. Egg chose everything from the hair to the shoes.
I Swear It Gets Better After I Get My Bitch Out
I live in a conservative area. Many people automatically assume southern California equals Hollywood equals loose morals. Recently someone asked me why my sister-in-law didn’t get married in California. Why would she do a wedding but not legal marriage in Texas if she could just go home to California and be legally married to her [...]
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