Fuck The Morning
I may have mentioned in the past that I firmly believe that mornings should be cancelled. The day should start no earlier than 11:00am, and end promptly at 11:00pm. That way I would be assured my standard twelve hours of sleep, which is my preference when at all possible. I have never been a morning [...]
It Sucks
H3.2 has been wanting a Dyson DC15 “The Ball” vacuum for the past few months. He even changed his wallpaper on his work computer from a Corvette C6R race car to this vacuum. He was obsessed. Every store we visited he looked to see if they carried the vacuum, compares prices and features and generally [...]
HNT Tattoo
Happy Half-Nekkid Thursday everyone!See Osbasso for all the HNT pics you can stand! Update:I would have posted this before, but SOMEONE (H3.2) was hurrying me last night and I didn’t have time. Of course, if you go through my comments you will notice that H3.2 already reported the following: A) I’m a Pisces. The tattoo [...]
Homework
This isn’t original, but if you have school-aged children you’ll laugh. Or cry. I promise. Chicken’s teacher sent this home at the beginning of the school year, and I am quoting it so I am not liable for any grammar or addition errors. Although I did change a few uppercase letters to lower case letters [...]
The Hardest Thing
Okay people, here’s another not funny post. I am sorry to dismay all you loyal readers looking for Chicken stories or penile adventures. This post is about something that happened in 1994 and is both the hardest thing I’ve ever encountered in my life and an illustration of my parents. For some of you, it [...]
Hard On!
Chicken was doing homework one evening and needed a definition of a particular word. H3.2 was on the computer, so he looked it up on one of those sites that will pronounce the word for you as well as provide the definition. The next thing I know, Chicken and H3.2 are sitting together cackling madly [...]
Blogus Interuptus
Just wanted to check in and say “Hi, I’m still alive”. More posts to come….
Friday News and Views
This post is a compilation of random conversations, thoughts and news. For all of you Chicken lovers out there, this next bit is for you: Funny #1 You all know about H3.2′s adventures with his Corvette. When I got done talking to him on Wednesday I explained the problems to Chicken. Chicken: Well what about [...]
HNT My Other Girl
Happy HNT everyone! Thanks to Osbasso, you all have another marvelous picture of “my girl”. May I introduce you to “Mrs. Left”. Carefully edited again to avoid any malfunctions. Since I blogged my ass off yesterday, no exciting stories for you this morning. I’ll give you some time to read and catch up.To Osbasso, you’ve [...]
Pewp
I am feeling mighty good today. You might be able to guess that by the fact that this is post number three and I’ve already worked 1/2 day, taken care of Chicken plus I have another two appoinments tonight. I was chatting with H3.2 on AIM when he said “pewp”, his secret code word for [...]
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