I Swear It Gets Better After I Get My Bitch Out
I live in a conservative area. Many people automatically assume southern California equals Hollywood equals loose morals. Recently someone asked me why my sister-in-law didn’t get married in California. Why would she do a wedding but not legal marriage in Texas if she could just go home to California and be legally married to her [...]
I’m Not Telling
Southern California is in the midst of Weather. Our annual week of Rain Like Fucking Hell and then no more rain for a year, which results in many accidents “ZOMG RAIN!!” and flooding because our ground does not absorb water. This coincided neatly with my drive to San Diego today. Luckily, I have an AWD [...]
Crying In Public
I don’t remember if I was overly emotional when I was pregnant with Chicken, but I do remember not being weepy with Egg. Every time I heard a pregnant woman writing on the innernets about crying while watching commercials for deodorant I was mystified. With this pregnancy, I completely understand. I cry watching regular television. [...]

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