It’s Monday, Dumbass
Chicken’s birthday is on Monday. Several weeks ago I helped him craft an email to his father asking for an iPod Touch. He knew that it was a expensive gift, and indicated that money toward the iPod would be just as appreciated. There was no response from his father. Two weeks later, Chicken texted his [...]
Motherfucking High, School
Any adults wondering why teens do drugs should spend a few moments talking to a teen about high school. Right now, simply having a teenager in high school makes ME want to do drugs. It seems like everyone is off to kindergarten this year, with woes abounding about school lunches and lining up correctly and [...]
I Love Doctors And Don’t You Wish You Had Balls?
Sooooo….what up? Nothing much here, just stuff…doing…the usual. Mostly trying to figure out how the bloody fucknut to write this post because OMG. I’ll start with the simply ridiculous and go progressively more difficult, okay? I found an in-network audiologist by simultaneously calling our insurance company and utilizing the search engine on the company’s website. [...]

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