And Now With More Sex
Before you hyperventilate, there has been a change in the situation with Chicken’s friend. She brought the topic of sex up with her boyfriend, who said: “We’re waiting until we’re married of course!” HAHAHA cock blocked by the very cock she was wanting to enjoy. Even though all of this is no longer applicable with [...]
Chicken’s Mouth
Today was the dreaded visit to the orthodontist. Chicken’s history with orthodontic care goes back to the middle of elementary school, when he had a spacer, head gear, and then four brackets on his top four teeth. His jaw wasn’t wide enough for all of his adult teeth and he had a cross bite. I [...]
Teenage Sex
I need some advice please. Chicken has a friend that is considering becoming sexually active with her boyfriend. Her parents aren’t comfortable talking to her about sex. She knows that she should use condoms and potentially start taking birth control. The nearest Planned Parenthood is a thirty minute drive away, and she isn’t old enough [...]
Chicken, Hips, and Lady Gaga
I think the Spam Gods have decided to drill me until I relent and post something. I’ve gotten the usual lame spam, but one link stood out from the rest. I’ve turned the URL into a jpg because I don’t need to encourage them, but seriously? I had to share. What The FUCK?! What does [...]
Happy Birthday Chicken
I feel like a moron for not giving more information about Chicken’s birthday present. During the text conversation with H1, Chicken was distracted by shoe shopping. I grabbed his phone and I was responsible for telling his father that the mixer was $400. I was hoping that it would goad H1 into buying the iPod [...]
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